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Monday, August 3rd, 2009
Nintendo is a funny mistress. Back in the 90s, when the entire industry said “Hey, look at how cheap it is to produce games on disc, plus the storage allows for bigger games,” the Plumber’s Old Lady said “Instead of all that, how about we stay with cartridges, stall production on most of our [...]
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Monday, June 29th, 2009
Image via Kotaku
As much as I LOATHE avatars, Miis, and Playstation Home whathaveyous, I am grudgingly resigned to the idea that they are not going anywhere in this generation of platforming (but will be the punchline of this generation). Microsoft has had the most options on fine-tuning your Sim wannabe, with classic clothing choices [...]
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Monday, June 29th, 2009
Everyone has an origin story, even the greatest of us didn’t come out of the womb fully-formed. There were diapers, history lessons, puberty, and of course, senior yearbook photos. Now, thanks to Pwn or Die! (via Joystiq), we now know what Master Chief was like before he became a Master, and was just [...]
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Friday, June 26th, 2009
From an interview with MCV, quoth Andrew House, head of SCEE:
When you introduce a new piece of hardware you have the opportunity to say there is a certain premium that is associated with it, and we took that into account.
Oh cool. Next up, look for the exclusive velvet rope add-on that Sony will be [...]
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Friday, June 26th, 2009
The main page is running the Ology Illuminati’s thoughts on MJ, and for now, let’s remember him the way gamers should remember him – as a smooth dancing, gravity defying, transforming, child hugging hero of the night.
Farewell, sweet prince.
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Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
In my drug-addled brain, I imagine that some excavator, deep into a 6 month archaeological dig, discovered these tomes somewhere along the rocky shores of old Pompeii, which caused others to come forth with their ancient relics of gaming past. In reality, it was some dudes and ladies with Photoshop skillz, but much like [...]
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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
For many gamers, the Wii is like a charm bracelet, of sorts. Every time there’s any type of new game coming out, there will probably be an optional accessory or controller for the game, that does nothing more than provide aesthetic pleasure, dangling in your hands until you realize the games are easier to [...]
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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
Does anyone watch MTV anymore? Their one flagship show, The Hills, tanked in ratings last season, and much like the younger generation of today, is a trainwreck of identities, flailing wildly in the cable stratosphere, attempting to find some type of relevancy. Good luck, Alexa Chung.
Anyhow, True Life, the network’s long-running documentary series, [...]
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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
I’m assuming you’ve read my Top 5 Recaps from E3, right? Of course you did, I’m sorry for doubting you.
Another fantastic list, 1UP covers the 5 weirdest things that happened at E3. My fave quote from the article, re: Yoko making an appearance:
It was neat when Paul, Ringo, and George Harrison’s kid showed [...]
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Monday, June 8th, 2009
As most have heard, Activision is suing Tim Schaefer’s Double Fine Productions to halt the release of his upcoming metal masterpiece BrĂ¼tal Legend. See, Activision didn’t think they could squeeze eight sequels out of the franchise, so cast it off into the ether around the same time as they tossed away Ghostbusters. [...]
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