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‘WoW’ Race Changes Are Go!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

If you’re sick of running around Azeroth as a cute little gnome, you may be in luck:  Blizzard has started offering a World of Warcraft service that will let you re-customize your avatar.  Check it out:
The virtual lands of World of Warcraft have played host to a number of strange sights these past few days [...]

Blizzard COO Literally Owns the Pittsburgh Steelers

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Let’s be honest, here:  Blizzard has a ton of gold just hanging around their character bank.  Sure, keeping up the definitive MMO of the generation consumes a lot of the company’s resources, but you gotta figure that Blizzard personnel aren’t exactly hurting for cash.  Case in point:  Blizzard COO Paul Sams has just bought 10% [...]

BlizzCon: Less Profitable Than You Think

Friday, September 18th, 2009

BlizzCon is one of the biggest events in the gaming world.  It brings together enthusiasts from all over the country and puts them in a magical other realm full of demos and merchandise.  Surprisingly, though, BlizzCon isn’t a giant money-making venture by the big blue game developers.  The real story?  Nobody’s walking away from the [...]

Blizzard’s New MMO Is Totally Not WoW 2, Honest

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

No one’s sure what Blizzard’s new MMO game will be like, but chief operating officer Paul Sams has told us that it’s going to be ’significantly differentiated’ from the company’s flagship title World of Warcraft.  Now, I know what you’re thinking:  why would Blizzard, the masterminds behind the biggest, most successful MMORPG ever crafted by [...]

An Order of Roffles, Extra LMAO

Monday, February 9th, 2009

If you’re like me, you grew up on the brilliance that is the Muppet Show and/or Sesame Street. No children’s program then or now has ever compared to Jim Henson’s masterpieces, with all of its mini-segments and memorable characters. One of my favorite shorts was “Ma Na Ma Na,” which has gained a [...]

Further Proof That “The Man” Sucks Donkey Balls

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Once upon a time, 1up was known for detailed podcasts and thorough reviews. That time has come and gone.
So, at the risk of burning bridges in this industry, I would like to formerly state my opinion:
1up sucks so hard one may even say they blow (try to wrap your noodle around that conundrum)
Exhibit [...]

Casuals vs the Hardcore: The Modern Sharks vs Jets?

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Just read this interesting article from GamePlayer concerning the effect the “casual” gaming market is having on the industry in general. With games like Guitar Hero and systems like the Wii making mad cash off of people who would normally not have an interest in gaming, many publishers are pushing their designers to offer [...]

How To Not Start Off Your Gaming Year

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

A 17-year-old Ohian was arrested last Monday for attempting suicide. Police were tipped off by the teen’s supposed intentions from a GM in World of Warcraft. The reason for his declaration toward his upcoming demise? He wasn’t getting what he wanted from the GM, so he told him that “he was suicidal [...]

My Jealousy Is At Critical Mass

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Like any other morning, I woke up, made some coffee and logged on to World of Raids to see what’s new in my beloved land of Azeroth. The news that I read about the guild Twentyfifthnovember literally made me do a spit take (coffee + keyboard=the suxxorz):
It’s still a bit barren, but the promised [...]

WoW Turns 4 . . .

Monday, November 24th, 2008

. . . thus equaling the mental age of half it’s player base.
Yes, it’s true! Just 4 years ago on November 23rd, 2004, Blizzard Entertainment changed the world of MMO’s by introducing World of Warcraft. To celebrate, Blizz sent mail to all characters in game that, if opened yesterday, gave the player [...]