Master Chief Would Love To Sign Your Yearbook

Posted by Matt Little , Jun, 2009 @ 7:55 am

Have a bitchin' summer. YFF, Master Chief

Everyone has an origin story, even the greatest of us didn’t come out of the womb fully-formed. There were diapers, history lessons, puberty, and of course, senior yearbook photos. Now, thanks to Pwn or Die! (via Joystiq), we now know what Master Chief was like before he became a Master, and was just Chief, that guy who had a locker down the hall from you.

The Pwn guys get the tone of shitty senior pictures spot-on, though I would have loved to see a few more classic tropes, like the baseball bat pose (for baseball players), the pose with the family pet (for pet lovers), or the pose where you’re draped in the American flag (for the one girl I went to high school with that actually used that as her senior yearbook photo).

Click over for more visual reminders that you should have a bitchin’ summer. RMA.

Tags: game characters in the real world, halo, Master Chief, wtf