PSPgo Is Expensive Because Rich White Guys Want It To Be

Posted by Matt Little , Jun, 2009 @ 9:48 am

From an interview with MCV, quoth Andrew House, head of SCEE:

When you introduce a new piece of hardware you have the opportunity to say there is a certain premium that is associated with it, and we took that into account.

Oh cool. Next up, look for the exclusive velvet rope add-on that Sony will be releasing next year! Expect to find your PSPgo one day being guarded by a large man in a black t-shirt with a headset, asking who you know to be able to play your system.

NEXT, be sure to stick around as Sony REALLY thank you for being an early adopter of their revamped system, by punching you straight in your nutsnax. If you’re a female, they’ll get them for you, and then hit you there!

Make sure that when you’re done playing, you place your PSPgo back in its velvet tuxedo pouch, inside its gold-flocked safe, in its Sony-exclusive hyperbaric chamber.

Seriously, Sony, you can bite my shiny metal ass.

Tags: greed, psp go, rich white guys, Sony, wtf